In his holiday, a lawyer went with his family at fishing. One moment later, he goes ahead a few steps. He sees in the grass a golden fish flopping.
„Countryman, have mercy, throw me in the water! I am the king of the fishes and I will fulfill any wish!”
The lawyer bends carefully, he takes the little fish and throws him far from the water, in the grass, he goes there and he steps on him easily with his boot:
“Who are you calling a countryman?”