A very capable and honest lawyer sits at the Heaven’s gate waiting to talk with Saint Peter. He is very upset.
“I don’t understand why I am dead. I’m healthy, strong, non-smoker, I don’t drink…”
Saint Peter searches in his celestial evidences and answers:
“My dear, you were too old… every human has his turn.
“But I am only 35!”
Surprised, Saint Peter looks again in the evidences:
“Dear, here it is written that you died because you were too old. I took from the bills of the law firm the hours billed to your clients and I made a little arithmetic account. The result: you are 98 years old!