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The repercusions of cold weather :)

+20° C
The Greeks put their sweaters on.

+15° C
The Hawaians turn their heaters on.

+10° C
The Americans are trembeling, the Russians are growing corn.

+5° C
Italian cars won’t start anymore. The Norvegians are taking a bath. The Russians are driving with their windows open.

0° C
The water in the U.S freezes, but in Russia it only becomes a bit harder.

-5° C
French cars won’t start up anymore.

-10° C
Norvegians put their sweaters on.

-15° C
American cars won’t start up anymore. The Alaskans put their sweaters on.

-20° C
German cars won’t start up anymore. The Hawaian population is extinct.

-25° C
Too cold to think. Japanese cars won’t start up anymore.

-30° C
Swedish cars won’t start up anymore.

-35° C
The European transportation system is shut down.

-40° C
Greek population is extinct. In Alaska the people are starting to close their bathroom windows.

-45° C
The polar bears are migrating South. The Russians are wearing fluffy winter hats.

-50° C
Hell freezes.

-80° C
Lawyers start warming up their hands by putting them in their pockets.

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